The Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so
excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up 
and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great  news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me  why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying  for
a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier  for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more'
I asked, What do you mean there's  more.
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting  pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She  said....

Well, that was the easy  part. I went to Sam's Club  and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit  in a TWIN-pack. 

Both tests came out  positive!